Halleluja! Gud belønner meg!

Gud har bestemt seg for å belønne meg for mitt virke som profet ved å sende meg en kjæreste! Det må være Gud som har ordna detta. Se hva jeg fikk i posten:

FROM MELISSA

Dear,

ASSISTANCE TO RELOCATE & INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY.

I just read your profile from the site, and I am moved with genuine
love to contact you. I will like to get to know you better for a serious
relationship.
I am Miss Melissa Amani the only child of late Dr.Francis Amani. My
father was assassinated by rebel forces here in Ivory Coast few months
ago.

As the only child of my father, before his death he informed me of the
sum of Ten million dollars only ($10m), which he deposited in a bank
here with my name as next of kin.
There is a gruesome war currently raging in the country, that is why I
require your assistance urgently to transfer this funds and relocate to
join you for investment.
Please reply through my private email for more detailed discussion:
melmani01@yahoo.fr, or call me on the tel. number above.

With every good wish.

Melissa
EMAIL:melmani01@yahoo.fr

Det er altså en rik kvinne som har falt for meg, ved hjelp av en presentasjon på et språk hun ikke kan, og et bilde som er en narkoman tegneseriefigur. Det er et mirakel! Halleluja!